Ohhhhh noooooo.....Everyone weep. Everyone mourn. Everyone feel pity and empathy for "The Situation", because he's going into rehab for drug addiction. Geez, I know I've been sounding incredibly cynical lately (more so than usual), but are we seriously supposed to feel SORRY for this guy? He made a fortune by being a party guy on Jersey Shore, flaunting his abs, making out with hot girls, being paid to show up at parties and behave badly, and basically being the kind of smarmy, classless, disgusting guy our mothers warned us about. No, I haven't actually seen Jersey Shore, but I've seen enough little clips on Entertainment Tonight and other shows to have a pretty good feel for it. So, now, shockingly, this guy is heading to rehab. Didn't see that one coming. And, today, on Good Morning America, which actually used to be a show that had real news on it, they were saying how sorry they felt for this guy, how it's so hard for reality stars to live up to the characters they create on the screen, the pressures of it all, blah, blah, blah..... Are you kidding me? You want pressure? Work for a living. At a real job. Like teaching a class of 34 8th graders, all crammed into one room, because we keep cutting funding to education, while paying millions of dollars to idiots like this guy.
Sorry, dude, not feeling sorry for you. Not. One. Bit.
Cheers!
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