frum'-pi-fi-ca'-tion: noun. The process by which a formerly sassy, independent, reasonably fashionable, moderately fit woman transforms into a completely frazzled, overworked, moderately overweight mother-of-two, who can seldom muster up the energy to brush her teeth, let alone take a shower, put on make-up, and dress in anything other than her "Mommy Uniform" of sweatpants and an old t-shirt.
OK, it's not really a word. But it should be, don't you think?...
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